Celebrity privacy: What’s that

There is nothing called privacy in a public person’s life

Tissue paper worth can be felt in the desert

Kissing is a crime if you do it in front of Taliban

In the urge to reach India Columbus discovered America accidentally

Self regulation is desirable but not possible

Ill health of many is good wealth for some

Life is uncertain; so too death

Divorce is common; marital understanding is uncommon

Talking truth inside home is injurious; Taking it to a T.V studio is exciting. Sach TV ka samna!

Honest regulation speeds up growth; corrupt regulation kills it

Honesty is commonly heard; dishonesty is commonly practiced

Inflation is like contradictory pregnancy reports. Economists thunder zero inflation; public feel the heat of historic high inflation

Judiciary and demography are identical twins. One pilling up cases and the other adding up population. Both require social contraceptives.

Costly pesticides are sold to poor farmers so that they can commit suicides!

Start malls in fertile lands; stop food production; beg the world for the same.

Casualness is the recipe for defeat

Head nodding bureaucrats can thrive. Questioning political leaders will cost career

Nail biting can be avoided if it is cut the minute it grows

Mentally strong folks can only work for peace

Expecting a thirty year old to be a virgin is exposing your out of reality thinking

Violence damages self and society

Erecting statues everywhere and advertising dead leader’s birthday are equally outrageous. Competitive wastage of public funds.

Beauty is temporary impact

In the name of the poor politics thrives

Inequality cannot be eradicated.

Inequality is inevitable

Instant generation is on the move. They don’t stop with instant communication, noodles, coffee etc. The next stop is love, life, sex, marriage family and death

Death is cruel; so too life

Homosexuality cannot be controlled through laws. Drive people towards natural sex

Earth is already full; book your house in moon

Men are from mars
Women are from venus
Then who are from earth?

Terrorists can sneak in through minute social gaps

Sycophancy is the root cause for ineffective political leadership

Succumbing to sycophancy, promoting unsuitable kin in corporate growth are equally disastrous

Agriculture is like honeymoon finished bride. Till starvation haunts both are left uncared.

Government job ads are eyewash. It is to legalise already fixed jobs

Secularism is a mere slogan. No misconception please!

Dynasty rule is divine

Spirituality is the last resort of struggling inner-self

Thirst for triumph is commonly found among those who struggle hard in life

Religion is a convenient pill. Barack Obama drops ‘Hossein’ from the middle to win American Presidency. Chander Mohan becomes Chand Mohammed.

Both our roads are different; so too our destinies

Sickness is good news for hospitals; bad for the sick and insurance companies

Villages won’t be the same in coming days. Devastative consumer culture is tarring its innocence apart

Eye in the sky
Foot on the ground
Never forget your roots

Over exploitation of nature had left us in trouble

Commercialization of education and health are destroying the society

Leaders are created not born

Excess consumer urge is like condomless sex with an infected prostitute

Police lost interest in duty; people lost respect for police; society lost everything

Cheated thrice; distrust comes forever


What had gone with the wind will come back if you are the genuine owner

None has ownership rights over earth. All are just tenants for few years

Good governance is like 4x400 m relay. All athletes should be in tune

Federal development cannot usher in with visionless leaders on either side

Centre and state are newly married couple forever. Maladjustments are natural

Technology can connect and get you married. It can also disconnect and get your divorced

When jokers become parliamentarians, naturally parliament will be a joking stage

A parliament went to the fish market because of the excess noise in the house. He found the fish market better

Society makes and unmakes an individual

Caste is lucky lottery ticket bought by political class to win elections

Reservation indefinite can perpetuate ignorance

Targeted upliftment of the deprived sections is a must

Bureaucracy is a yes boss hierarchy. Questioning will ruin the career of the questioner

Public or private sector, chamchagiri is the thumb rule

Nuclear families came after finding fault with joint families. Today there are no families

Sex education is a must, but at what age

Government need not poke nose at the sexual habits of its citizens as long as it doesn’t affect the social health

Life online is a perennial high risk

Took guidance to face altitude sickness. Ended up encountering attitude sickness

Netizens are jack of all trades; master of none

World is becoming one in getting exploited

Villages are losing innocence like young adults are losing their virginity

Indian sports ministers are champions of all causes except sports

Private sector performance is not far better than the public sector companies

Virtual world is constantly changing. A stagnant person cannot be successful in it

Insecure persons can become cultural fascists

Good governance is like viral infection/ some may catch it fast; others may not

Money can be everything when life becomes nothing

Beggars are big scars on the face of the society. Swift plastic surgery is a must

Virtual world is half real and half fake

Noise disturbs. Empty minds make big noises

Some doomsayers expected India to split and vanish. Today they are not alive to see India living and kicking

Less work; more noises; most productive Indians

Shining and suffering are the twin sides of Indian coin

World cooling towards global warming?

Music can unite the world

There may not be a tomorrow; enjoy today

Bubble lovers, beware of its anytime bursting capacity

Big gain comes after a long pain

Gap left between married couples may be bridged by strangers

Good looks get everyone’s attention; good deeds get everyone’s appreciation

Child rearing is the biggest challenge

All time work, no time for family makes pappu a bad papa

Leave a good gap in front of other vehicles. But not the same in family matters

Poverty promotes politics; politics promotes poverty. A happy mutual going

Technology is like adding salt to curd rice. Excess will kill the taste and real purpose

Educational institutions are becoming quality compromised factories

Education is high return giving investment. That’s why the craze to acquire it at any cost

Jesus said “Love thy neighbor”. But his follower killed for loving my Muslim neighbor

India and Pakistan are different in power matters. When there is a power cut in Pakistan people understand that the military is taking over the government. When there is an uninterrupted power Indians understand that the election is nearing.


Justice delayed is justice desired

Lawmakers are becoming lawbreakers and vice versa

Crime and injustice suffered Indians last hope is CBI

Petty politician controlled main constitutional authorities will ruin its main goals

Free CBI from the clutches of ruling party’s malafide control

Shepherds, balloon sellers, rag pickers and others in the bottom of the Indian society safeguard the nation’s security.


Dogs have more human fighters for its biological needs. Petty human lives!

Touching live electric wire is shocking. Now paying electric bills are even more shocking

Water is a public resource. Why private companies are monopolizing it?

Creativity can come to anybody. God forbid it shouldn’t go to terrorists

Water is costlier than cola. What game is this?

Reckless exploitation of nature will leave nothing good to the future generation

Coalition partners in government are like uneasy spouses. Split can come any time

Caste promotes politics; politics promotes caste

Caste can be bought for few rupees

Corruption is the kingpin of all crimes

Advertisements trigger temptations

Coals are best performing pesticides. Why are human beings continuing the cola trial on their lives?

Fried foods are tasty but it costs our valuable health

For a starved human anything to eat is a feast

Youth power is like high speed wind. It can be used to generate electricity and light the dark areas or the same can be used to destroy everything

Women don’t need the mercy of men for a place in the society

Endless industrialization destroys everything

Children are labourers in danger factories

Sex is a basic necessity of every human adult. Denying or disturbing it is a heinous offence

Globalisation is a double edged sword. All depends on how you used it

Technological inventors cannot be cursed for its misuse

Foreign capital comes after its infatuation with your high growth. It will vanish the minute you growth declines

Corporate greed for excess profit is natural. Social spinners can use the same for development

Anything in excess can kill the main purpose

Speed breakers are needed to save the lives of many

Any poor is not a terrorist; every rich is not a pacifist

Youth is an experiment. Many formulas can be tested for successful results

Foreign investors are one night standoff. Expecting them for a life long relationship is wrong

Family life is a lifelong feeling. It can be killed just for a career

Local cultures were afraid to die with the onset of global cultures. Today it is thriving

Computers were accused off killing jobs. Now it is giving jobs

Leaders are becoming bigger than the parties; managers are becoming larger than the companies. Collectivity is collapsing

Internet connects the disconnected and unconnected

Non stop social networking at work places spoil the productivity

Net can addict across all ages

Life is all time taxing; death is one time taxing

People are highly taxed so that government can white wash its faulty programmes and mistakes

Revolt against any minor offence was an old story. Compliance to major offence is new trend

Business can be conducted on internet; so also fraudulence

Intelligence agencies are used by ruling parties to spy political opponents. Then how it can gather info about external enemies

Every educated is not worthy for national growth. All uneducated are not unworthy for the same

Politics is not a joke. It cannot be easily cracked and laughed

If politics is a disease then the public is a medicine

Politics demands perseverance


Perceptions matter in political games. Good ones can vote you in and bad ones vote you out

Everyone is under the media scrutiny. But who scrutinizes the media?

Human trafficking is globe trotting. Thanks to liberal technology

Government failure brought private sector. Private sector fail brought NGO sector. None is satisfactory service

International institutions cannot serve its purpose as long as it is controlled by big nations

Mass based politicians are decreasing. Class based politicians are increasing

Non performing political leaders must be disinvested

Polluting the air will costs us dearly

Criminals wanted immunity from persecution. Politics offered them support

Terrorism can come in any form

Traditional methods like policing is insufficient to control terror

High carbon emitting nations preach eco safety to low carbon emitters

Election conduct is an Everest climbing exercise. India does it remarkably once in five years.

Ragging has crossed all limits. Eliminating this menace is a must

Fudging accounts is common corporate practice

Green freaks are creating more publicity stunts than practical eco impacts

Exploiters don’t come from outside

Reservation enjoyed erstwhile deprived people have abandoned their duty towards their communities

Voters have to wait for five years to express their say on governance

Politics is the fountain head of mergers and acquisitions

Next generation reforms must be ushered in to sustain India’s knowledge

A large India contingent with beauties went to bid Asian Games. Rival South Koreans just came with four members and a paper clipping of an interview by the Indian sports minister who said “Sports is secondary for a poor country like India”.

One political family was accused off crowing its members in succession. Today every political family is doing the same.

Gandhi is powerful without holding power

Gandhi is dead; Gandhism is alive and kicking

Sports minister Gill says no to Rs.200 crores Formula one track. More politics than sports promotion

Laws can be misused and abused. So stopping making laws?

Farm loan waiver is relief after distress. Provide loans without procedural harassments to avoid agricultural tragedies

Kalavati, Joe – the plumber are election time emotional pop ups

Elevation of women to high seats of power shouldn’t be just symbolic

Paper reports and practical experiences are totally different

Beauty is universal. One nation or one region cannot claim full ownership

Farmers sold their lands and bought good like T.V, Fridge, bike etc. Their solid possessions got gasified

Conversion of fertile agricultural lands are route to social disaster

College and SEZs are displacing fertile farm production

Endless hot debate on whether to hand the criminal or not helps criminals to escape

Discipline first; education next

Equality is taught to the students. What happens to them after they leave their studies?

Dowry purpose got twisted down the ages. What was given as a seed capital to start life later become a customized groom demand

Third party interference exacerbates family troubles

Starving population needs life essential than religion. Conversion is natural to those who give these

Rivers have neither water nor sand

Plastic water bottles are biggest damagers. Install purified water dispensers

Multiple window clearance have give way to single window corruption

Tight faced air hostess; rudely responding receptionists doesn’t augur well with ‘Athithi devo bhava’ Bharath

Decentralization is going on in full swing not in development but in corruption

Criminals are coming out of jails to a rousing reception with head to toe garlands, drum beats and front page news coverage. What is the use of symbolic punishment in the name of jail term to these criminals?

Outright liberty is not a ticket to happiness

Rootless leaders want to enjoy the fruits of power at one go

Love is an ultimate divine act. None other than the two should be in the sanctum sanctorum

Married life is like crossing busy traffice. The two should be hand in hand and guided in the life cross over

Technology cannot be faulted for all the human crimes

In life the world cursed and abused. In death everyone praises and mourns.

Social networking sites are making and shaking news where the reality is just hype

Astrology, technology, metrology are mere probabilities and possibilities. It cannot be assumed as cent per cent certainties

Science is 50% experimentation, 30% inference and 20% guess work

Media loves worst tragedies

Successful people operate silently till they hog spotlight

Falling is common; raising up is uncommon

Mere money earning may not give you all time satisfaction

Media makes and unmakes a celebrity

Politics is family business; business is family politics

Populist measures antagonizes economists but soothes the voters to get votes

Advanced medical technologies increased human longevity by 10 years. Deleting junk mails answering pesky calls take 10 years. Technology plus and minus

Leaving the fight at an inopportune time will invite defeat at your doorstep

Some are superb players but worst captains

By sending a scrap you thought my network will collapse. What a crap?

Either I will learn a good lesson or I will teach one. I won’t go without a fight

Petro dollars and Gulf region are emerging as the major terror funders. Check petro dollars and Gulf region to crush global terrorism

Hype mart is crossing all levels and seducing masses. It creates short term wins and long term losses

Competition in business is good consumers but not the same in social networking sites

Social networking sites are eating away the time and energy of its users

Tweets and SMSes may express your thoughts in a short form but will cost your wide thinking

There is no America without Indians

The art of online life depends on you how less and how well you use it

A good book open readers mind; a bad book closes their souls

Who will defend the dead?

Foreign investors are pulling down Chinese economic knickers. Worst is yet to come?